So I remembered something Jared had said from his earliest letter in the MTC (very first one!)
I looked it up and sure enough... "Our teacher told us of a story about a missionary in the far east who sat on the belly of a Buddah statue for a picture of himself. He was arrested and subsequentially received criminal charges, and was sent home. So everytime one of us is about to do something stupid, we say "Remember Buddah!"
I was looking at all the culture awareness rules of my mission, and like, rule NUMBER ONE is to NOT SIT ON BUDDHA!! :p
Basically, Jared knew from the first week of his mission where I was going! ;)